There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman said – “I walked into my daughter’s room and saw a razor on the floor. I didn’t know she was old enough to shave.”
The Irishman said – “That’s nothing; I walked into my daughter’s room and saw a tampax. I didn’t know she was old enough to start her periods.”
The Scottsman said – “Well, I walked into her room and saw a condom lying on the floor – I didn’t know she had grown a cock!”