1 Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out
2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn’t show the dirt
3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
5 What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
Gay, married, or a hostage.