5 Jokes (11) Revenge of the Blondes

1 Why did God create brunettes?

So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out

2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?

It doesn’t show the dirt

3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

5 What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?

Gay, married, or a hostage.