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  • 5 Jokes (14)

    1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do. 2 Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month? Because it says on it “good for up to 20 pounds.” 3 Why did the blonde…

  • Oximoron

    Q: What do you call an oxymoron? A: A smart blonde!

  • Blondes & Santa

    A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde’s car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus’ reindeer ran away. Who got to the party first? The dumb blonde, because the other two don’t exist!

  • Fire!

    A blonde’s house is on fire so she runs outside to use a payphone to call for help. She gets the 911 operator, and gets transferred to the firehouse. “Mr. Fireman, my house is on fire, you have to help me!” The Fireman replies, “Yes, yes, Miss, how do I get to your house?” The…

  • Troubling Puzzle

    Once, there was a blonde who called her boyfriend and said, “Baby, I’m working on this puzzle and it’s really hard. Can you come and help me?” He asked what it looked like and she replied saying that there was a tiger on the box. The boyfriend was convinced to come over and help. She…

  • Erasing the Slate

    Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

  • “Get Outta Town!!!!!!!!!!!”

    A blonde named Megan decides to go out for a ride in her new convertible. While she’s out driving she sees her best friend Christina, another blonde. She has a sign that reads “Vegas or Bust.” “Why are you leaving?” asked Megan. “Some guy came up to me and told me to get out of…

  • Blonde Golf

    There was this blonde who had taken up golf for a long time. When she was ready to play, the 1st round she came back in 20 minutes and told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, “Between the first hole and the second hole.” He said, “Sounds like…

  • Joke About Blondes

    BLONDE #1: I found some jokes about us blondes online. They’re inaccurate! They make us look- BLONDE #2:Ugly? BLONDE #3:Fat? BLONDE #4:Lazy? BLONDE #5:Mean? BLONDE #1:No, stupidly funny.

  • TIRE TRACKS

    Q: Why did the blonde have tire tracks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

  • Car Troubles

    A young blonde stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored…

  • Spare Keys

    One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car. “If I take them out of the car I lose them,” she reasoned. “Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?” the husband countered. “Oh that’s okay,” the wife chirped happily, “I keep a…