1 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
2 Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
Because it says on it “good for up to 20 pounds.”
3 Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
4 What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
“Nice boobs!”
5 How does a blonde high-5?
She smacks herself in the forehead.