1) What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
“Have another beer.”
2) What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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4) So a blonde is walking down the street and she stops to ask a
man the time, he says “O, it’s uhh…4:45.” The blonde
responds, “Man, I’ve been asking that question all day and I get
a different answer every time!
5) Superman, Batman, and a smart blonde all died on the same day.Which one got to Heaven first?
None of them.They are all make-believe.