1 Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipe!
2 Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road, and the sign said Disneyland left.
So they turned around and went home.
3 How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail?
Envelopes in the disk drive.
4 How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her a blonde joke.
5 Why don’t Blondes make good cattle ranchers?
They can’t keep their calves together.