– Nice Set of Floppies!
– Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
– I’d like to play on your laptop.
– Need me to unzip your files?
– If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long!
– I’d like to boot up your PC!
– I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen!
– I’ve got a 21 inch… (monitor)
– I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video…
– Your homepage or mine?