1. Happy aniversery!
2. Do I look fat in this?
3. Heres 100 dollars! Buy whatever you want.
4. I think im pregnant.
5. Do you wanna come shopping with me and my
friends? We’re going to Victoria’s Secret.
6. I’m cheating on you with 1 other man and 2 women.
7. Hunney… can we not do it tonight. I’m just not in the mood.
8. Do you just wanna go on a vacation just me and you? We can go to the Bahamas!
9. I’m sorry.
10. Whenever you wanna get divorced just tell me.