Men are like… Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like… Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like… Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like… Lava Lamps. Fun to look at but not so bright.
Men are like… Bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like… High heels, they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.