Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, called his wife by many endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice. After all these years, you still call your wife those pet names.”
Morris hung his head and whispered, “To tell the truth, I forgot her name years ago.”