Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee’s———- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit’s—— Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding’s—— Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star’s——- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn’s—– Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson’s——- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson’s—- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton’s—–Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras’s——-Camp Lickacoochie
And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1. Monica Lewinsky’s—- Camp Suckapeepee