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My Neighbor
in JokesMy neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will? What will? I’m making a list of the people I…
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Amazing Facts 29
in Jokes# 16 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, “Gadsby,” without any word containing the letter “e.” # 17 In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed. # 18 In the first century, people used to drink goats milk to sweeten their breath. # 19 In many…
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Funny Thoughts 3
in JokesHow come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? When something’s funny why is it called a “knee-slapper” when you actually slap your thigh?…
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Father $ Son
in JokesThis is what happen to a boy and his father: Son: dad i want to marry. Father: who do you want to marry? Son: your mother. Father: why do you want to marry my mother? Son: because you also marry my mother. 🙂
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From the Golden Age of Comedy
in Jokes“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” – Jack Benny “When I was born I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen “I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a…
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barbie’s Christmas Letter To Santa
in Jokesbarbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 To: Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and…
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Horoscopes By Adam Sandler
in JokesAquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) – You are a pioneer type and think most…
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3 Chinese
in JokesOnce, there was 3 Chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, “I’ll change my name to Buck, adding ‘ck’ to the end.” Chu said, “Then I’ll become Chuck.” After a long pause, Fu said, “I guess I’ll go…
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Escaping Conviction
in JokesA prisoner in the new Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh attempted to evade his punishment by engineering an escape from his confinement. Jerome constructed a hundred-foot rope of bedsheets, broke through a supposedly shatter-proof cell window, began to climb to freedom down his makeshift ladder. It is not known whether his plan took into account…