Men are like ….. Laxatives ….. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like … Bananas ….. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like … Vacations ….. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like … Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like … Blenders ….. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like … Chocolate bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like … Coffee ….. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.
Men are like … Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like … Department Stores …Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like … Government Bonds …They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like … Mascara ….. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like … Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like … Snowstorms ….. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like .. Parking Spots …All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped