Strange Word Fun

Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.