The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not
yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it’s in the hole. It has two dependents, but they’re nuts!
Effective January 2004, penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
10″-12″ LUXURY TAX
8″-10″ POLE TAX
5″-8″ PRIVILEGE TAX
4″-5″ NUISANCE TAX
Males exceeding 12 inches must file under capital
gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!