How to Make Your Parents Seem Senile

(especially if you do this in public)

Child: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Parent: Yes, of course.
Child: I mean something REALLY bad.
Parent: Of course…
Child: No, I mean something REALLY really bad.
Parent: No…
Child: No, really. Something REALLY really really-
Parent: ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???111///111///111///111///

Child: (Innocently) Nothing, why?