children
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Backing Up
in JokesLittle Johnny’s mother took her 6-year-old son with her to the bank. They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, “Hey, Mom, she’s really fat.” The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother…
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Pasta Time
in JokesDad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner? Courtney: No, but I’ll have dime or quarter pasta.
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A Pigeon Called Richard
in JokesCovina, Calif: I recall reading something years ago about the Pledge of Allegiance. Some child thought it began, “I led the pigeons to the flag.” Cleveland, Ohio: When I was little, I often wondered who Richard Stands was. You know – “I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the Republic for Richard Stands.”
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Wedding
in JokesAt a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly, until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward, why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”
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Violin Practice
in JokesLittle Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as…