I’m not against Avril Lavigne or anything, I like her, but I heard this, and it was pretty funny. This is the changed lyric to the chorus of Complicated:
“Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated?
You see the way I’m scrunching up my pitiful face when I’m on the toilet,
And during this I –
I push, and I strain, and I sweat, and I pray, Dear Lord, that you’ll let it come out;
Sooner or later I’ll have to leave the bathroom,
Yeah, yeah, yeah…”