What do you call a black woman with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker.
Hear about the new deodorant called “Umpire”? It’s for foul balls.
How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Italian? A guy who makes you an offer you can’t understand.
Why don’t they use the 911 system in Poland? Polacks can’t find the ‘eleven’ on the telephone dial.
What do Polish women do when they’re done sucking cock? Spit out the feathers.
Why aren’t cowboys circumcised? They need someplace to keep their Skoal while they eat lunch.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!
How do you make a baby float? One root beer and 2 scoops of baby.
Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they’d have something to pick in winter.
What do you call a Jewish American Princess’s (JAP) waterbed? The Dead Sea.
What’s a JAPs idea of natural childbirth? Absolutely no make-up.
Why do JAPs close their eyes while screwing? So they can pretend they’re shopping.
What does a JAP do during a nuclear holocaust? Gets out her sun reflector.
How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? One, if you hit him just right.
What do you get when you cross a Black man and a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball season.
If you call a white woman in the Army a WAC, what do you call a black woman in the Army? A WACoon.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 5 day drunk? “I freed who?”
Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic? There’s a 1 year waiting list.
How did the Polish ice hockey team drown? Spring training.
What do you call a polack with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.
What did the Catholic dude do with his first 50 cent piece? He married her.
Why don’t Puerto Ricans like blow jobs? They’re afraid it will interfere with their unemployment benefits.
What’s a rednecks definition of foreplay? Wake up bitch!
What’s the definition of a maniac? An Italian in a whore house with a credit card.
What do you call kids born in whore houses? Brothel Sprouts.
On the return of Rev. Jesse Jackson’s trip as he brought back Robert Goodman, a reporter asked Jesse how he liked ‘Beirut’ and he answered, “Well, okay, but I like Hank Aaron better.”