These are all from my experiences. That’s why they’re funny.
1. You build a miniature boat out of a hostess box, water bottles, and duct tape, and float it down a river seven times.
2. You buy a headlamp, move it in circles on the wall, and say it follows wherever my head goes.
3. You make a hand with some sticks, a plastic soda bottle lid, some bugs, and a magnifying glass.
4. You pop each and every bubble on bubble wrap… in random order.
5. You line up thirteen megaphones just to see what it would do.