The Goriest, Scariest, Yuckiest Top 12 Things You Really Don’t Want To See Written In Blood…
12) “Richard Hillman did it and——”
11) “Can you guess where your friends are?”
10) Your name signed on a Microsoft License Agreement
9) “Remember that kid you picked on during Junior Cert year…”
8) Your name on the bottom of a contract from Fianna Fail. (Irish government party)
7) “See! I can spell! Yor next”
6) “Luke, I am your father.”
5) “Where the feck are the Elastoplasts?”
4) Your overdue Visa bill
3) “Does anyone have a spare Tampax?”
2) “Did yez ever wonder what happened to the blood you donated?”
1) “Dude you’re gettin’ a Dell!”