What They Reeeaally Mean

When kids say:

The party is supervised = It’s supervised by a grandparent who falls asleep most of the time.

I’m doing well in school = Oh crap, I need help.

It’s okay, I don’t need help = Get the heck away from me.

When men say:

Hi honey, how are you? = I’ve been cheating on you for the last 2 months, or, I cheated on you last night.

When women say:

I’m too tired to make dinner = Who do you think I am making dinner for you every night? Can’t a woman take a frickin’ break?