Useful

Found in micellaneous things.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.

I don’t have a short attention span, it’s just that I-

Etc.:a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.

Without geography, you’re nowhere.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell him to dribble a football.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernail.

Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Crowded elevator smells different to midgets.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

That will be all for now. Ciao