Pedro was driving down the street, in a panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila.” Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said “Never mind. I found one.”
Help Me Lord!
in Jokes