A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, “what is your occupation?”
“I’m a whore,” she says.
The accountant balks and says, “No, No, No, that won’t work. That is too gross. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore & call girl?
“Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year.”
He replies: “Good enough.”