When I was younger my father always told me to be more lady like and civil. I decided to teach him a lesson.
When we arrived at his mothers house there were donuts on the table. We sat around and talked(and munched)
I soon got up to excuse myself saying “I have to pee.” Dad reminded me that there was a better way to put that.
“I’m sorry” I said “I have to powder my nose like a racehorse.”