20 Year-old 5th Grader

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everyjoke.

2. Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Income – I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum – I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis – I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel – Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel.”

9. Undermine – There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic – When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq – When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain – My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, “Do you plan on stain for dinner?”

13. Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”