1 What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
2 I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn’t know how to cook them.
3 Did you hear about the blonde who
was M.D. (mentallY deficient)
4 Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
5 What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.