1 Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
2 What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?
An air bag.
4 Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
5 Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
Because she got an F in sex.