Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.
Sorry things didn’t work out, but I can’t handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…Almost Lifelike!