What you call a man with no arms and no legs at a work-out place?
Jim
What you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Matt
What you call a man with no arms and no legs in your bathroom?
John
What you call a man with no arms and no legs in a trench?
Phil
What you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pit?
Doug
What you call a man with no arms and no legs with a cat?
Tom
What you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene
What you call a Japanese girl with one leg?
Irene
What do you call a pig with no legs?
Groundhog