On Top of Mount Fuji

Sing this to the tune of “On top of old oaky from “That’s so Raven”.

On top of Mount Fuji,
All covered in blood,
I shot poor barney
With a 45 stud.

He went to the hospital.
He wasn’t quite dead.
So I took a machine gun,
And blew off his head

I went to his funeral.
I went to his grave.
Some people threw flowers,
But i threw a grenade

TaDa!