It was the senior citizens’ monthly bus trip, and the new driver, a great deal younger than their usual driver, a sedate 50-something, was careering down winding roads at quite a pace.
The volunteer who was accompanying them was a little flustered, and with an embarrassed laugh, said to the old lady across the aisle, “Some speed, eh, Mrs. Jones?”
“I don’t know about the others,” she replied, “but I certainly have!”