Winston Churchill (whose mother was American) was Prime Minister of Britain during World War II.
These are some insults he was involved in –
Lady Astor â “Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.”
Winston Churchill â “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!”
Bessie Braddock â “Winston, you’re drunk!”
Winston â “Bessie, you are ugly, but tomorrow morning, I shall be sober!”
Bernard Shaw sent Churchill two tickets to a first night, with a note saying â “Bring a friend â if you have one.”
Churchill replied, saying that he could not attend the first night as he was busy, and asked for tickets for the second night â “If you have one.”