– OK, . . . . so what’s the speed of dark?
– When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
– Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
– Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
– How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
– Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
– What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
– I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
– Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
– Just remember – if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
– Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
– Life isn’t like a box of chocolates; it’s more like a jar of jalapeno’s. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.