The following are headlines that *might* have appeared in papers in the aftermath of Little Bighorn –
Variety: “Custer Closes Out of Town”
Pravda: “Big Red Victory”
sport Illustrated: “Indians Win Series”
Women’s Wear Daily: “Feathers Make Comeback”
Reader’s Digest: “Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruff”
The Washington Post: “Custer Loses Rural Vote”