Zombie Lingo

We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says

“Braaaaiiiiins!”

But what would these zombies say?

A Vegan Zombie – “Graaaaaiiiiins!”

A 1940’s Mobster Zombie – “Daaaaaaames!”

A Michael Jordan Zombie – “Haaaaaayynes!”

A Vampire Zombie – “Veeeeeeeiiiiins!”

A Masochistic Zombie – “Paaaaaiiiiiins!”

A Maid Zombie – “Staaaaaiiiins!”