A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were on the run from a cop after stealing from a shop. They decided to hide in some trees.
The cop passes by the trees, and he knocks the tree that the redhead was in. She said “squawk, squawk, squawk”. So the cop said “Oh, it’s just a bird”. Then he knocks the tree that the brunette was in. She made noises like a squirrel, so the cop said “Oh, it’s just a squirrel”. Then the cop goes and knocks the tree the blonde was in and she said “moo, moo, moo”. The cop got alerted and so the 3 of them was on the run again.
This time, the decide to hide in some bags. The cop comes by and kicks the bag the redhead was in, and she said “meow, meow, meow”. So the cop said “Oh, it’s just a cat”. Then he kicks the bag the brunette was in. She said “woof, woof, woof”, so the cop said “Oh, it’s just a dog”. Then the cop goes and kicks the bag that the blonde was in, and the blonde goes “potato, potato, potato”. The cop got alerted so yet again because of the blonde’s stupidity they are on the run again.
Alas, they get tired and stop. They get caught by the cop. He calls reinforcements. They all face prosecution. The cops cocked their guns and asked the redhead “Any last words?”, and she points behind the copssays “LOOK! TSUNAMI!”. When the cops turned around, she runs away. The cops turn back, feeling slightly foolish. Now they ask the brunette “Any last words?”, and she points behind them and says “LOOK! TORNADO!”. And since these were very stupid cops, they fell for the same trick twice. Exasperated, they turn back at the blonde and they ask “Any last words?”, and she says “LOOK! FIRE”.