“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” – Babe Ruth
“Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.” – Lee Trevino
“I’m not saying my golf game went bad , but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.” – Lee Trevino
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon
“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.” – Jack Benny
“Golf appeals to the child in us. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” – John Updike