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  • Stupid Things Said in Soccer

    Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer: 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long. 3. And so they have not been able to improve on their…

  • Season Tickets

    Amy was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, there’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game. Amy said…

  • The “F” Word

    This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh, okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.” The man…

  • A compatible gentleman

    Four men, well along in years, had played golf as a foursome every Sunday morning, until one of them passed away. The other three asked the club pro if he could find them a compatible gentleman to fill out the foursome again. “No problem,” answered the pro. “But, you have to understand,” one of the…

  • In Golf…

    In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers. They shoot a six, yell fore, and write five.

  • Temple Run

    I’m not even sure this is funny (although it was at the time), but it was just a random happening: I was texting my friend and playing temple run at the same time, and something occurred to me. I said, “If I were a Temple Run character, no one would buy me… I cannot slide…

  • FLINT MICHIGAN?

    Q: Why isn’t there a pro football team in Flint, Michigan? A: Because then Detroit would want one too!

  • Tee Time

    Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, “Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?” They were hesitant but said she could…

  • Whole In One!

    “It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” – Babe Ruth “Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.” – Lee Trevino “I’m not saying my golf game went bad , but…

  • Great Exercise

    Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my joke doesn’t let me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use it without charge… 01) Beating around the bush 02) Jumping…

  • Wrestling Coach

    One there was a wrestler in a very, very light weight wrestling match. He only weighed 135 pounds and his opponent even less than that. He was just about to wrestle that day when his coach dragged him off the ring. “I need to speak with him,” the coach called. “Why’d you take me out?”…

  • Excuses, Excuses…

    A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never played before. He hired a caddie from the pro shop to show him the layout of the course, and help him decide what shots to play. On the first tee, the golfer missed his shot, and it dribbled forward about 15 yards.…