Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure his wife’s away!
Boyfriend: I’m going to buy us some condoms.
Girlfriend: Why? You can’t fit all that in one!
Boyfriend: You barely fit in a bra!
Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
A 2-year old boy, a 12-year old boy, and a 26-year old boy.
Do you know which one I want to have?
The 26-year old for nothing but length.