Vermont:
Lawmakers made it obligatory for everyjoke to take at least one bath each week – on Saturday night.
Indiana:
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.
Massachusetts:
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
Kentucky:
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.