While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, “Where does you go to school?”
The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.
“Yale,” she said.
Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, “I says, where does you go to school?”