What You Don’t Want to Hear on an Aeroplane

“Now, as we don’t have enough parachutes for all of us…”

“Of course that’s not a mountain in front…isn’t it?”

“That’s not meant to happen!”

“What dy’a mean were not meant to be going to Iraq?”

Things you don’t want to see on an aeroplane:

Fire engines and ambulances surounding the runway when you come in to land.

Armed soldiers and tanks surrounding the runway when you come in to land.

The wing fall off.