There was a boy who never, ever lied. He always told people the truth and/or his opinion. Like when he broke a glass vase, he said that he broke it. He was rewarded a few days later for telling the truth, even though he was grounded.
One day a lady asked him, “What do you think of my dress? It cost me thousands of dollars.”
The boy replied, “That is the most stupid dress I have ever seen in my life, and will haunt me in my afterlife! It’s more terrible than a fifty-year old swine that was drowned in mud when it was three! I think you should go back to the garbage disposal and feed it to a goat!” He said all that truthfully.
After he said that, the lady called 911 and he went to juvenile hall.