“You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy
“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams