英文曲解

BASIC: Bill”s Attempt to Seize Industry Control(比尔的企图:夺取工业控制)
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing(它仍然什么都不做)
DOS: Defunct Operating System(已死亡的操作系统)
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs(大部分功能崩溃,如果没有,则操作系统挂起)
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System(将在所有系统中安装无用数据)
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers(大部分聪明的用户认识到我们的软件仅仅欺骗年轻人)