Don’t Fall Asleep at the Beach

One day, early in the morning, a naked man was lying on a beach reading the newspaper. He saw a little girl skipping towards him. Quickly he covered himself with the newspaper just as the little girl spotted him. She comes by him and says,”Good morning, What’s under the newspaper?” The man replied,”A birdie!” The little girl started dancing and said,”Can I see it.” The man Quickly snaps,”NO! It’s sleeping.” The little girl skips away ad the man falls asleep. After a few hours he wakes up and notices he’s in the hospital. He calls over the doctor and asks why he was in the hospital. The doctor replies,”Ask that little girl.” The little girl shyly goes over and says,”I was playing with the birdie, it spit on me, so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs and sets it nest on fire.”