Punny Racoon

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
then it dawned on me.

Reading a book on levitation…
couldn’t put it down.

I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight…
but I was de-lighted.

I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me…
then it hit me.

I gave away dead batteries… free of charge!
I had amnesia once… maybe twice.

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