One day barney was driving his “Drugmobile” down the street and a cop pulled him over, said; “Something screwy is goin’ on here, hey don’t I know you!” and was about to put handcuffs on barney but, barney quickly said: “Oh crap, there’s a J-Walker” and ran away to his drug mobile.
The cop said: “Come here J-Walker”.
“Works every time” barney said as he drove away.
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